Sometimes You May Look Forward To Something too Much?

I love traveling, especially when the government is paying. Sometimes I think I get excited when I find out I can cop a free trip at Uncle Samuel's expense. Well let me get started with the horror-LOL!

Sunday I arrived in San Antonio excited because I made it with no delays or any other insanity that happens usually when I fly. (That's a blog in itself!)

The madness begins-
Avis has slick marketing when it comes to their rentals. Hidden gas fees that I nearly lost my usual cool over with the counter dude. Iron that crap out.

I arrive at my reserved hotel.
-Idiots gave up my reservation because I didn't get there at a certain time. Price gouging due to the annual San Antonio Rodeo. I gives a flying phugg about horses and bulls. By the way fam, I reserved this room back in December of 2007!

-I go to the Hilton. They too are gouging and act like they don't know what a government agency tax exemption form is. So I went online and presented the exemption form to the uniformed suited idiots who's only response was "Oh we didn't realize you were here on official business, Sir?" I guess I should have worn the "appropriate attire" perhaps? The Hilton isn't that ballerific people. Apparently the money goes to Paris' Yorkie dog or something? I had to ask for extra towels and they left trash in the trash can in my room. Be wary of hotels with proprietary restaurants in them. They never will have fridges or microwaves because they want you to pay $6 beers and $21 dollars for a cute but small steak meal.

-Now for the training. It sucked!!!! Last time I came for this recertification there were only two exams. There are exams everyday now but Monday! I mean what changed that I didn't know about? Some instructors didn't want to give us a full ten minute break. "Let's take a 3 minute break, okay?" No mawphucka it's not okay. It takes me longer than that to piss! When you get short breaks it usually alludes to you leaving early. Oh hellz nawz! How about 5pm or 5:15. Then listening to someone so full of themselves and tellling irrelevant stories as if we were excited. Then he demanded for us to exchange info with him. No playa I'm no longer interested, next!

Guess what? I get to go another training starting this Monday. Well at least they were horrible last time and I expect nothing less from them as well.